Thursday, March 04, 2010

Sign of the Apocalypse #1,930: Exorcism of Trees.

Your link is here, but the article is short, so i'll paste it here:
"A man who believes trees contain evil woodland spirits has been arrested after attacking 100 trees near the Eiffel tower.
Police say the 38-year-old was spotted by gardeners at 4.30am hammering nails into the branches and painting the trunks of the trees.
Once they convinced him to climb down from a large chestnut tree on the Champs de Mars, he explained his action to them.
He said the nail and paint attack was the only way to rid the trees of the "demon forces" contained within."
I just want to know what the Eiffel tower ever did to this guy. It becomes a fun world when you can begin to blame physical objects such as trees as a source of the demoniac. Plato would be proud.

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