Looks Like King Obama Will Require A Tribute--A Three Trillion Dollar One

Gotta 401k? You won't have for long. The One is coming for it. All in the name of Hope and Change.

Well at least we'll get change. Even though its the kind of change more related to John Belushi than to Lazarus.

UPDATE: Apparently he doesn't need it. One can apparently commit donation violations by simultaneously engaging in credit card fraud to do it. never mind. We're safe.

America as we know it: RIP.

-R