Thousands of shoes were discovered on a Miami highway early this morning. Authorities had to get a front-end loader and a dump truck to clear a half-mile stretch of road of the offending footwear. Nobody knows where they came from or how they got there--evidence, the authorities say, that the shoe-dumpers were probably wearing sneakers. My suspicion is that Miami was mobbed by angry Iraqi journalists.
josh r
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