Sunday, September 07, 2008

Woefully Underdressed Savant Promises Not To Cause End Of World

This will be perhaps my shortest post, ever.

I logged on to Fox News a minute ago, and found myself treated to this story. A story which inaugurates itself with the following, mind-numbing salvo--pertaining to the guy to the right:

A British physicist has claimed he can explain the secrets of the Big Bang Theory, but his controversial experiment has scientists believing he could bring about the end of the world, the U.K.'s Daily Mail reported.
Unlock the "secrets?" Of a "theory?"

Time to turn off the computer. I need to go and find out what "Sherlock Holmes" was "really like."


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