Glitch In Giant Manmade Atom Smasher With Years Of Planning Causes Failure To Explain Event Bearing Absolutely None Of These Criteria

As referenced below, the machine that some were hoping would create some microcosmic Big Bang has suffered a hangup. But that isn't the best part. The best part is how idiotic the little man in the middle of this picture looks--all in his veiled attempt to vacate God from the court record.




I know what you're thinking. "Wow that elaborate, multimillion-dollar intelligently designed object that takes up a football field's worth of real estate totally reminds me of matterless, outer darkness with no physical laws in effect!"

I know. That's what I was thinking, too.

-R