Officers Also Think The Suspect May Be Involved With The Fannie Mae Bailout

All I'm going to say is this: This man represents a larger block of the nation than it appears:

SPOKANE VALLEY, Wash. - A 31-year-old Veradale man was arrested Sunday night after he purchased an $11 hammer and used it to steal a $9 bottle of wine.

His residual costs after the matter? 300 dollars. A windfall profit in his ledger, I assume.

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