I'm always on the semi-defensive when I walk into my local Barnes & Noble, as I am fully aware that they will have erected a shrine to something in there for my immediate visual benefit. Either it's global warming, replete with some ill-written tome on how I can be exactly like Ed Begley Junior, DaVinci Code knockoffs or the pantheon of atheistic drivel that masquerades as independent thought and rationality.
Today, however, I am treated to a Stonehenge-rivaling stack of books that bear the following dust cover to the right:
I don't care who you're voting for. The canonization of Barack Obama has finally hit sickening levels. The messianic gravity assigned to this man--especially by people who hate the real Messiah--is enough to trip my semi-antagonistic gag reflex (apparently, my attempts to lead a public prayer to the bibliophilic monument were considered uncouth, but I digress).
This complaint is not something dredged up by a right-wing talking points committee. We are talking out and out pathology here.
But I quibble using my own words. Quoth the Called:
"Many even see in Obama a messiah-like figure, a great soul, and some affectionately call him Mahatma Obama."
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Dinesh Sharma"We just like to say his name. We are considering taking it as a mantra."
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Chicago Sun-Times"A Lightworker -- An Attuned Being with Powerful Luminosity and High-Vibration Integrity who will actually help usher in a New Way of Being"
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Mark Morford"What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history"
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Jesse Jackson, Jr."This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
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Barack Obama"Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?"
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Daily Kos"He communicates God-like energy..."
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Steve Davis (Charleston, SC)
"I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."
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Halle Berry"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century."
-- Gary Hart"Barack Obama is our collective representation of our purest hopes, our highest visions and our deepest knowings . . . He's our product out of the all-knowing quantum field of intelligence."
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Eve Konstantine"This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament." "I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event."
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Chris Matthews"[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time."
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Toni Morrison"Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh . . . Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves."
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Ezra Klein"Obama has the capacity to summon heroic forces from the spiritual depths of ordinary citizens and to unleash therefrom a symphonic chorus of unique creative acts whose common purpose is to tame the soul and alleviate the great challenges facing mankind."
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Gerald Campbell"We're here to evolve to a higher plane . . . he is an evolved leader . . . [he] has an ear for eloquence and a Tongue dipped in the Unvarnished Truth."
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Oprah Winfrey“I would characterize the Senate race as being a race where Obama was, let’s say, blessed and highly favored. That’s not routine. There’s something else going on. I think that Obama, his election to the Senate, was divinely ordered. . . . I know that that was God’s plan."
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Bill RushJust when I thought these people wanted religion out of politics, they go off and melt down all their jewelry and start dancing naked around the abortion plank. What's a theocratic upstart like me to think?
I for one, refuse to pray to the meme. If Obama's skin color alone has the redeeming power I'm supposed to think it has, then why isn't Condoleeza Rice considered his baptismal forerunner?
Sometimes, it seems, a little blasphemy is in order--especially when the god is a false one.
-R
NOTE: If one thinks I'm kidding about this, go
here. You'll be treated to a chronicle of photographic canonizations that rival Renaissance-levels of halo gracing the Madonna--all in one place.